pay taxes or die beef child

fairycosmos:

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

seabassapologist:

koko2unite:

ohevoyev:

sorry. what the fuck was that?

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

helloitsbees:

justforthedead:

justforthedead:

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

guidetothegaylaxy:

b0nkcreat:

karmiccollector:

b0nkcreat:

what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

It’s the season erosion from the climate crisis, combined with a hyperindividualistic and stress-bound society. It warps your sense of time.

awesome. how do i stop all that though

that’s the neat part! you can’t :)

hidrellez:

hidrellez:

it rules that the only act of “antisemitism” that will be recognized and materially punished in the western world in the current day is mourning the death of Palestinian children

a literal nazi from the ww2 got a standing ovation in the canadian parliament like a week ago and now doctors are getting doxxed for saying it’s wrong to kill children

tryworks:

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

i-am-aprl:

pvrrhadve:

cartoon saloon scorpio races would fix me fr

theinquisitxor:

*drums and bagpipes start playing in the distance*

Ah yes, almost time to reread The Scorpio Races

transvampireboyfriend:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

ericrmalice:

wildflower182:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

all goofing aside I genuinely don’t understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene™ is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you’re willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I’m not even saying you can’t enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she’s on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed “um actually most of these people are bi or pan” did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I’m going to kill you.

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of “yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all’s only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???”

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi